The U.S. Democratic Party — and the art of being consistently ineffectual

© 2020 Peter Free

 

06 February 2020

 

 

Did you notice that Nancy P tore a copy of Trumpster's state of the union speech?

 

Like a petulant, theatrically inclined child.

 

This vacuous display occurring after:

 

 

3 exceptionally tedious years of Democrats' parading their falsely concocted Putin-Trump puppetness

 

and just after

 

a subsequent (equally idiotic) attempt to impeach Angry Toddler Boy for the one thing that really was not convictable

 

that curiously Bidens' badness-ignoring allegation having been exclusively chosen from

 

the flock of overflowing tubs of presidential wrongdoing

 

that persuasively

 

would have been indictable.

 

 

And if all that is not enough to try Job's patience

 

There is the added (mildly odiferous) chamber pot Democrats constructed in caucusing Iowa. The phone-app fiasco.

 

That one is yet another demonstration of the vomiting worthlessness of the Inauthentic Party of Opposition.

 

Some writers suspect that the failure to record and quickly report caucus votes (in Iowa) was an intentional attempt to prevent candidate Bernie Sanders from exhibiting victory in a timely and momentum-gaining manner.

 

Perhaps so. The DNC is inarguably a manifestation Queen Hillary's lizardy right hand.

 

But even without alleging nefarious conspiracy, I do not see how looking like incompetent dopes advances the Party's power-seeking.

 

 

The moral? — Ass-faced donkeys?

 

If one wants to respond to Donald Trump, one had better tacitly recognize what a genius he is at manipulating people.

 

Even though I had to stop listening to President Trump's state of the union speech — due to its interminable avalanche of turd-steaming lies — I accorded him very high points for providing us with:

 

 

a reasonably eloquent (for him)

 

and

 

uplifting (for the terminally ignorant)

 

form of megalomaniacal

 

chest-pounding.

 

 

Democrats will not disempower this fire-lighting dragon by ceremonially tearing paper.

 

Especially so, after years of their own, equally florid tail-gas spewing.

 

Ineffectuality is, one can conclude from all this, the Democratic Party's hallmark.

 

A less admirable group of cowardly, talent-lacking alpha toads is difficult to imagine.

 

Even Satan's right hand Senate man, Moscow Mitch, looks respect-worthy in comparison.

 

Our state of union would be funny, if it were not so sadly dark.