Is this what Star-Spangled Banner was about? — stopping an "immigrant caravan"?

© 2018 Peter Free

 

30 October 2018

 

 

President Trump (God bless him?) . . .

 

. . . is sending thousands of US troops to the Mexican border.

 

He plans to prevent an impoverished group of (brownish) asylum-seeking Central American people — still some hobbling months away — from further polluting the United States with their penny-lacking non-whiteness.

 

And God knows what other horribly Spanish-speaking, devil-provided taints.

 

 

The President's decisive experiment in leadership . . .

 

. . . comes just days before the United States' mid-term elections.

 

Letting the Klan vote down would not (we must presume) be allowed to happen.

 

 

So y'all see . . .

 

. . . something is finally (!) being done about making America great again.

 

Ya'll know — don't'cha? — that we can't rest a minute 'cause all them nasty en'mies are trying to tear us down.

 

What with their holey pants, filthy children, tattered shoes and bleeding feet.

 

 

The moral? — "Bombs bursting in air . . . our flag was still there"

 

Thank ya, Mr. President. You are the face of Ah'Mumurika, fer shure.

 

From sea to shining sea.