Iran has two ships heading for somewhere — the world must be ending

© 2021 Peter Free

 

04 June 2021

 

 

'Ridiculous' perfectly describes . . .

 

. . . American Government and Media.

 

For example, the US Deep State "exclusively" planted the following nonsense in Politico's reliably obtuse airheads:

 

 

Exclusive . . .

 

Two Iranian Navy ships rounded the Cape of Good Hope for the first time and appear to be headed across the Atlantic, continuing a journey U.S. officials believe could ultimately end in Venezuela, according to a defense official with direct knowledge.

 

Tehran has threatened to send warships to the Western Hemisphere before but has aborted previous attempts.

 

U.S. officials are not yet overly concerned, as there is still a small window of time for the ships to turn around or head to port instead of continuing the journey, the defense official said.

 

But a successful crossing would be a significant demonstration of Iran’s naval capability and potentially provide Tehran a new foothold in America's near abroad.

 

Biden officials signaled this week that the administration is concerned the ships could be carrying weapons bound for Caracas and warned that the United States would act to deter such a delivery.

 

Satellite imagery of the ship from early May provided by Maxar Technologies shows seven fast-attack boats aboard its deck.

 

©2021 Lara Seligman and Nahal Toosi, Iranian warships appear to begin first Atlantic crossing as U.S. warns against weapons transfers, Politico (04 June 2021)

 

 

Yes, dears

 

We all know that once a ship rounds Africa's Cape of Good Hope (while coming from the East) — it just has to combine nefarious intent with a plan to cross the Atlantic and squash the United States.

 

 

Consider the scope of the technological threat

 

If these two Iranian ships successfully cross the Atlantic, they will have equaled Christopher Columbus's 1492 voyage. An event that only Americans have ever managed to parallel.

 

The techie prowess that Iranians appear to have mastered — during this still unfolding episode — very obviously puts them ahead of any other modern power.

 

We Americans will have to man our nation's bermy ramparts, as well as our phallically powerful ICBMs.

 

 

And, kids . . .

 

What could be worse than Iran getting together with that other perennial thorn in Ahmuhrika's side, Venezuela?

 

Fast attack boats, no less.

 

GeeZus, America might get sunk. Better get y'all's water wings 'outta' the closet.

 

'Cause we all know that these Venezuelan guys are almost as awful as the perennially evil Cubans.

 

The Cubanistas, you know, have been chipping away at American supremacy for decades. What with their commie (Medicare for All-type) physicians, who travel all over the place, trying to heal people.

 

I'm shuddering in my socks, as I write.

 

 

The moral? — I had hoped that the Deep State's nonsense had peaked with its newly publicized UFO threat . . .

 

. . . to American hegemony of the Universe (and therefore) to God's heavenly throne.

 

Now it's Iranians with the truly miracle capacity to float across the Atlantic, with seven boats on a ship deck. (Wonders will never cease.)

 

Be armed, afraid and trust in the Military Industrial Complex. Raytheon, Lockheed, Boeing and all 'them' guys have your back.

 

Thank God for the omnipotent, omniscient American Deep State.