House Republicans proudly flew the flag — of their bottomless lack of worth

© 2021 Peter Free

 

12 May 2021

 

 

Earlier today

 

I said that lemurs could do better at running this country than both US political parties.

 

Minutes later, Republicans proved my point:

 

 

Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.) was ousted as House Republican conference chair on Wednesday by a voice vote, the culmination of widespread frustration among her colleagues towards her willingness to speak out against former President Donald Trump.

 

Lawmakers who were in the room said the vote was decisively against Cheney, with Rep. Ken Buck (R-Colo.) estimating “probably three-quarters” voted to remove her and “one quarter” voted to retain her.

 

There was a parliamentary inquiry to do a recorded vote, but “it was ruled out of order” because “the time had lapsed to ask for a recorded vote,” Buck said.

 

© 2021 Andrew Solender, Liz Cheney Ousted As GOP Conference Chair In Voice Vote, Forbes (12 May 2021)

 

 

Yes, kiddies . . .

 

The totality of Wyoming Lizzie's political crime (in this instance) was that she repeatedly said something true. Joe Biden is in the White House because he got more votes than Donald Trump.

 

Thus, in preference to admitting that:

 

 

(a) there just might be some tolerable level of disagreement as to whether the Republican Kult Leader had won the election —

 

or (b) —

 

had even been a decent Führer (before he lost said election) —

 

 

. . . this House flotilla of Failed Fetus People vigorously rowed their deaf, blind way into the Tantrum Trump's never-never land.

 

And then, these same cultists were too cowardly to go on historical record by name.

 

 

From both those tidbits of information

 

We can deduce that most of the House's (visibly spineless) Republican sycophants are cut from Sieg Heil! cloth.

 

Lots of hope for America in that.

 

Heinrich Himmler would be proud.

 

 

The moral? — Pass the Kool-Aid

 

On the one hand, we have the Republican clan of Brown Shirts sucking at BloatMan Trump's 'clinton'.

 

On the other, we've got Democrats doing the same for (or to) Dementia Joe's failing top end anatomy.

 

If this is too graphic a metaphor for you — you have not been paying sufficient attention to how the United States is being dismembered by some of Humanity's most viciously selfish and stoogie people.

 

Are genuine American Patriots ever going to stir from complacency's slumber?