Adam Henryism is US — 2020's first presidential debate

© 2020 Peter Free

 

30 September 2020

 

 

I am embarrassed for my country

 

What a spectacle of viciously stupid fools we have become.

 

President Trump — Adam Henryism Incarnate — immediately set the tone for 2020's first presidential debate by continually interrupting his opponent, Joe Biden.

 

I had to stop watching after about 30 minutes.

 

Witnessing the United States so overtly parade its inability to act quasi-intelligent and minimally civilized — was too painful.

 

 

This astonishing celebration of inflamed anus-flashing could have been avoided . . .

 

. . . by encasing the two candidates in sound-proof glass boxes.

 

When one interrupts the other, cut his microphone off.

 

Have artificial intelligence monitor how long the interrupter keeps talking — despite the shut off microphone — and subtract that duration from his or her next scheduled interval to speak.

 

This simple mechanism would almost certainly fix the unwatchability problem.

 

After all, narcissists require their walks in the sun. They would do virtually anything to avoid being quieted.

 

 

My aesthetic preference (admittedly) would be for . . .

 

. . . a system in which the candidates are hooked up to electrocution devices that send them into convulsions every time they speak out of turn.

 

Each offense would earn an added duration of stimulating current.

 

We might get to watch Toddling Donny wriggle for a very long time — in a befittingly cartoon-like conniption dance.

 

Perhaps, a similar flow of electrons would spark Joe Biden's failing mind.

 

Does this preference make me a sadist?

 

Or merely an advocate of deserved justice and decorum?

 

 

The moral? — By now, every true patriot should be . . .

 

. . . sick of the Repulsive Carnival that the United States has become.

 

One would think that the United States is populated exclusively by steroid-laced baboons.

 

This situation, by the way, is the Oligarchical Establishment's idea of well-chosen leadership. That alone tells us what a terrible state we're in.

 

Should we pray for Nuclear Armageddon, as a favor to the rest of the planet?

 

 

Cut microphones.

 

Stimulating conniption currents.

 

Finally erasing mushroom clouds.

 

 

A suitably magnificent way for Baboon Land to leave the stage, don't you think?