President Trump's sometimes silly unpredictability may make him tedious

© 2017 Peter Free

 

06 March 2017

 

 

No accusation is apparently too far-fetched

 

President Trump just asked Congress to investigate former President Obama's alleged pre-election wiretap of Trump's phones.

 

The request seems an odd one, given that the Commander in Chief would almost certainly have proof of such perfidy via his secrecy clearance.

 

So obviously, the request for investigation is an attention-diverting ploy.

 

While people are up in arms as a result of the Democrats' concocted "Trump is a Russian puppet" charade, the President seems to have one-upped the national level of delusion with one more of his own.

 

 

At this unfortunate rate

 

Donald of Orange is probably soon going to be claiming that Government covered up decades of evidence for extraterrestrials on Earth.

 

And then offer as proof that they're living inside former President Obama, having boarded in Kenya — just before Our First Black President forged his fake birth certificate.

 

 

The moral? — Too much of a previously successful political manipulation can become one's undoing

 

At President Trump's impressive rate of imaginative obfuscation, Americans may eventually conclude that he is unworthy of living even in an outhouse stool pit. Lower than diarrhea and just as tedious.

 

Our Commander in Chief has the demonstrated ability to do better than this. There are millions of Americans on his side in his battle against the Conventional Establishment. He should avoid frittering away their support with grandiosely unforced errors.